King of Halloweentown…. Im down for that
Holy shit I’m Riddik
I’m a writer having trouble adapting a book about flowers.
That’s kinda close.
Eccentric playboy billionaire by day, masked vigilante by night. It’s good to know my fucked up sleep patterns won’t change.
So I get to save the world while using giant over sized robots?
I GET TO BE A POWER RANGER!!!!!!!!!
Spy for the british government.
I’m ok with this.
I’m a person who has an entire TV show detailing everything about his life without realizing it
I’m the Pharaoh now. Excellent.
I’m a retired balloon salesman
You know how in all my icons I have that plait? Well, thanks to that plait— which I also have in real life— I have been told for the past two years that I am clearly Katniss Everdeen.
This post has taken us the rest of the way. I’m in the Hunger Games now. I’ve gone the full Katniss. Thanks.
stunt performer/getaway driver
can i pass on the stomping people in the face tho
Fuck i’m Katniss.
now i’m pretty
IM FCKN GONNA LOOK LIKE TOM HANKS
Van Helsing. Let’s fuck shit up
Shrek…what the fuck.